Spring Break!!!!! Time to go ca-razy! Well, I have never really had a proper Spring Break in my entire life, so I am going to treat myself this year to a trip to Miami! I’m so excited to get out of this 30 degree weather and lay out on the beach! I’ve never been to Miami but I’m going to rock it Will Smith style circa 1996. Party in the city where the heat is on, all night on the beach till the break of dawn! Classic. But there was one thing I needed to pick out before my trip in two weeks, and that’s a perfect swimsuit. Believe it or not, the last time I wore a swimsuit was 8 years ago. I never go swimming, it’s sad. My pale pathetic self has been working too hard to take a dip in the ocean. Well, all that will change for at least a few days, anyways. So I looked all over online for some great swimsuits at affordable prices, and I ordered two from Victoria’s Secret. I love the Retro style swimsuits, so I ordered one of those (see below) and a tan-maximizing suit with a bright pink bandeau top and hipster bottoms (see below). Of course both suits are modeled by my girl Miranda Kerr. She’s so gorgeous, but unfortunately all we have in common is our last name. Anyways, I can’t wait to go to the beach! So here is my list of the best swimsuits to celebrate Spring Break. Now, I’ve got to go do some crunches.

Bandeau top $20 with Fold-over Low-rise Bottom $19 from Victoria's Secret.com (I ordered this as pictured)

Retro One-piece by Carmen Marc Valvo at Victoria's Secret.com on sale for $125

Salinas Side Tie Bikini Bottom $58 and Assymetrical Bikini Top $68

Betsey Johnson Polka Dot Bikini Bottom $68 and Underwire Top $98 at www.urbanoutfitters.com

Zimmerman Sandy Dot U Bikini $198 at www.urbanoutfitters.com

Nylon Tricot Maillot V Swimsuit $45 at www.americanapparel.net

Nylon Tricot Suspender Swimsuit $36 at www.americanapparel.net

Black and White Stripe Three in One Top $15 and Catalina Bottom $12 at www.venus.com

Betsey Johnson Stripe Shorty Short $78 and Top $98 at www.urbanoutfitters.com

Colorblock Monokini $54 at www.victoriassecret.com

Kimchi Blue Poka dot Swimsuit $98 at www.urbanoutfitters.com

What are you doing for Spring Break?