Irony ranks high on The List of Things I Cherish Most in Life. I got this memo the other day that Japan has actually read my list and made Halloween “Hangry and Angry” toys just the way I like it. What’s more ironic than plush cats that allow the bloody contents of their body to spill out when suspended in the air, unzipped? Nothing. Okay, so they’re not specifically for Halloween but a Japanese goth girl pop duo of the same name. They’re also not really bloody, but you can get the idea. They’re gory and cute:

Love what you see? They’re selling at Power Anime for $13.49 each.