Remember that popular New Order song from the 80s about coffee, milk and sugar? It went something like this: “Every time I see coffee fallin, I get down on my knees and pray. I’m waiting for that final moment you, say the words that sugar or milk can’t say.” Hsinping’s got a super cute pin set that pays tribute to that epic 80s song. Okay, fine. I lied, there’s no such song. But there is indeed a love triangle that exists between coffee, milk and sugar. It says so on the packaging.
“Ms. Coffee and Mr. Milk are in love. Mr. Sugar is sad that Ms. Coffee picks milk over him.”
Ms. Coffee sure is a hussy. Luckily with Hsinping’s Love Triangle pins, you choose any or all of them to wear at the same time. They’re not bad for $5.
Personally, I’m a little reckless when it comes to other’s hearts — I’d wear all three of the pins at the same time, with no shame.
If you didn’t understand the New Order “Bizarre Love Triangle” listen below. It’s a song that shaped my youth: