I’m always proclaiming here that anything ironic is automatically cute. Take Martha Stewart for example. She’s done more time than most commercial hip hop rappers, yet she can whip up a mean heart-shaped eggs and toast. And yes, I am referencing the times Martha Stewart had Snoop Dogg and Ludacris as guests on the Martha Stewart Show. Luckily for you, my friends, you don’t have to be a rapper or do time (or both) to make heart-shaped eggs and toast.

From MarthaStewart.com:
Using a 3-inch heart-shaped cookie cutter, remove the center of a thick slice of bread, and toast it. Melt 1 1/2 teaspoons butter in a small skillet over medium heat. Place bread slice in skillet, and cook until underside is lightly browned. Add another 1 1/2 teaspoons butter, and flip bread. Fit cookie cutter, coated with cooking spray, in bread’s cutout heart, and crack an egg into cutter. Cover skillet, and cook until egg is set, 2 to 3 minutes. Use tongs to remove cutter. Serve with toasted heart for dipping into yolk.

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