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From Hello Kitty burqas to vibrators, this has been by far the hardest (and most fun) top 5 list I’ve ever had to put together. Believe it or not, there is a multitude of random Hello Kitty items. Some official, some unofficial and some just…plain weird.

Top 5 Random Hello Kitty Items

1. Hello Kitty AK47
Kill cute animals with a cute kitty…on an AK47. Pretty much yours, if you’ve got an extra $1072.95 lying around. I hear that’s supposed to be a steal?

2. Hello Kitty vibrators
Originally intended to be marketed as “electronic shoulder massagers,” the Hello Kitty shoulder massager has since been used to massage other things.

3. Official Hello Kitty Kotex pads
Just because you never feel cute when you’re on your period, doesn’t mean your pad has to.

4. Hello Kitty condom keeper
It’s not certain whether or not this Hello Kitty item was intended for condom safe-keeping, but I’d like to think that Hello Kitty endorses the practice of safe sex.

5. Hello Kitty beer
Hello Kitty may not have a mouth to chug beer, but you sure do. It’s not just for the boys.

Honorable Mentions:

6. Hello Kitty Burqa
Just because you live in and/or are visiting a conservative country, doesn’t mean you can’t be cute.

7. Hello Kitty contact lenses
They say the eyes are the windows to the soul. In this case, they’re the windows to Hello Kitty.

This blog posting is part of the GirlyBubble Hello Kitty Special.


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10 Comments

Wow, this list is really really random. :P

I thought I saw it all when I went to Sanrio Puroland in Japan, but I guess not, lol. More power to the woman who is so progressive and chic as to carry around condoms in that Hello Kitty pouch! Hello Kitty, style icon & symbol of 21st century feminism.

Hello Kitty beery?! WTH. I mean I know it’s popular and all but I can’t think of anyone that would buy Hello Kitty beer!

LOL
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That’s just too awesome!!!!!

Hello Kitty AK? And I thought she was a peaceful kitty! Well I guess you have to fight to earn peace, right!?

There’s Hello Kitty toilet paper too!

Whoa Hello Kitty Ak what? Come on that’s just wrong lol. Condom holder seriously. Who made this stuff it is completely random and gave me a good laugh.

wow i want the pads lol

1. Hello Kitty AK47: I guess a gun is a gun but not for that price.

2. Hello Kitty vibrators: I know a person who has this. ~___~

3. Official Hello Kitty Kotex pads: Now I feel like I’m shopping for an 18 month old toddler and the child wants Hello Kitty to be on it’s underwear…well diaper wear. LOL

4. Hello Kitty condom keeper: At least she practices safe sex. LMAO

5. Hello Kitty beer: Does she even drink beer?

Honorable Mentions:

6. Hello Kitty Burqa: Never thought Hello Kitty could turn into this.

7. Hello Kitty contact lenses: A waste.

i want the lenses ssoooo awesomeeeee!!!!!!!!

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