What’s cute and pink that will stealthily kick the crap out of you without you knowing it? No, not your baby sister. Shawnimals Pink Ninja plush toy is most likely, the world’s first pink ninja. Well, okay fine. It, being a plush toy, probably won’t mess your sh*t up. At most, it’ll psych you out with a cutesplosion. You see, GirlyBubble’s sister Asian pop culture site Ningin, has just kicked off a Ninja Thanksgiving Special and I thought the Pink Ninja could hold up with the best of them.

I was thisclose to saying, “the Pink Ninja could hold up with the rest of the boys,” but quickly remembered that I manage the site — and I am not a boy. The last time I checked, anyways. What I love most about the Pink Ninja is the description of what she does on her tag:

“With her Candy Star aerial assault this Pink Ninja is sure to save the day. Beware of her lofty, bubble gum balloons and sassy demeanor!”

Triple-snap-z-formation-in-the-air fierce!