I knew nothing good would’ve ever come out of a Paris Hilton endorsement of Hello Kitty. To me it was trouble from the beginning. Now that Hello Kitty’s recently turned 35, I feel as if she’s quickly approaching some sort of almost-mid-life crisis. For starters, she was recently snapped up by papz with an exposed heart-shaped nipple. Let’s not even start with the Hello Kitty nipple tassles. What’s next Hello Kitty, rehab? A sex tape?

What kind of role model are you to young children? Also, why can’t my nipples be heart-shaped? Actually, don’t answer that. Answer this:

Thoughts on Hello Kitty’s nip slip? Cute or shameful?