Cupcake bouquets, chocolates, flowers? Nah, that’s weak. How about a heart box full of microbes in stuffed-toy form instead? For those with an ill sense of humor and a death wish, Giant Microbes has come out with the just the thing for Valentine’s Day.

Heart Burned™ Mini Microbe Box includes these mini microbes: Herpes, Pox, HPV, Chlamydia and Penicillin

Heart Warming™ Mini Microbe Box includes these mini microbes: Sperm Cell, Egg Cell, Kissing Disease, Penicillin, and an exclusive pink Amoeba available only in this collection!

If you thought it couldn’t get any better, each Giant Microbe also comes with an image and information about the actual microbe it represents! It’s educational :]

And there you have it. For just $19.95, you can give someone a gift they will never forget.