Violence is never the answer, but does this even count?

“The Marshmallow Shooter is an excellent addition to the office arsenal, shooting calamitous confections over 30 feet. It is easy to fire and reload, making it perfect for quick attacks (or rapid defense).” (via ThinkGeek)

The Marshmallow Shooter actually won a seal of excellence for Creative Child Magazine in 2004. Though I’d never buy one for a little kid (can you imagine the mess), I’d invest in one myself and aim at the people I do like. “Good job, have a marshmallow”– Boom, headshot :]

Because the 5 second rule is null (food can pick up as many as 1,800 bacteria within that short period of time), the warning label on the box says, “Do not eat marshallows after shooting.”– though, if you can gobble them midair, I think you’re safe.

Right now it’s for sale at ShopGadgetsandGizmos for only $13.99!

(P.S: There’s actually a Marshmallow Shooter Crossbow version at Target)