You and Justin Bieber sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, them comes …you entering a J-14 contest for a teddy bear kissed and signed by the one and only Justin Bieber. Let’s face it tweens, teens and older females with issues, this is the best you’re gonna get. To enter the contest, all you need to do is write Justin Bieber a poem. Here’s my entry:

Ode to Justin Bieber by Jinra Ilustrisimo
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m 25 — is that okay with you?

But I’m also torn over whether or not I should enter a haiku:

One less lonely girl,
If my poem wins your heart,
Please pick this poem.

Yeah, you try writing a haiku about Justin Bieber and tell me that’s easy.

Click here for details on how to enter the contest.