Nothing says sexy masculinity like a MMA cage fighter wearing Hello Kitty on his crotch. Nothing. Just look at the way he’s standing all gladiator statuesque-like, with his hands on his hips lookin’ like he’s out to cut a bitch. You mess with him, you mess with Hello Kitty.

Granted, it’s probable Hello Kitty was photoshopped — one of my most treasured Hello Kitty resources, Hello Kitty Hell hasn’t provided an ID yet. BTW, for more Hello Kitty LOLz, I highly recommend Hello Kitty Hell.

So ladies, would you hit it?