This is the Future: Neiman Marcus’s Cupcake Car

For only $25,000.00, now you can drive a cupcake from Neiman Marcus. Tricked out in sprinkles and frosting, your cupcake’s topping can even be customized to your favorite flavor– which is important because it determines the kind of hat you get to wear.

“Get (or give) the sheer, joyful chaos of a gift that is mind-blowing, triple-dog-dare, double-infinity forever cool.”

Designed by Lisa Pongrace, the Cupcake Car runs on a 24-volt electric motor with a top speed of only 7mph– slow enough to get you noticed, fast enough to escape the hungry people on your block (at least the big ones). How deliciously dangerous.

I guess the world isn’t such a terrible place after all.