Let’s just put it out there, I’m not a cat person. Simon’s cat, yowzas. That cat is the epitome of all reasons why dogs are better. If you, Simon, are taking a nap, I assure you a dog won’t mess up your living room in the time span of 3 minutes not even. Not sure what I’m talking about? Make the jump.

There’s a YouTube channel with little cartoon clips showing Simon’s cat in everyday happenings. Three words: really, really annoying. But still, just look at him. There’s something about his triangular ears, his huge eyes, his not really well-defined body, that just screams cuteness.

Can you blame Simon for not kicking his cat out the window? For more videos of this adorable glad-I’m-not-you-Simon antics, click here.