Are you currently crushing on someone and don’t know what to say? Well, we all know that Valentine’s Day is coming up soon and these pick-up lines just might work! Yeah yeah I know, pick-up lines are so cheesy right? But hey, they’re still sweet nonetheless. And I personally love pick-up lines. They’re just lines that you don’t always have to take so seriously and are sometimes like a funny joke. They bring me smiles, chuckles, and depending on who’s saying it in what tone, I maybe even get tummy aches from laughing. They’re great conversation starters too! Check out 10 of my favorite pick-up lines below.

1. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Aww, isn’t that sweet? However, if a total complete stranger that looks very shady comes up to you like that, be sure to run, okay?

2. Him: “Did it hurt”.
Girl: “Did what hurt?”
Him: “When you fell from heaven.”.

And then he’ll ask you for a band-aid because he scraped his knee falling for you. However, if you don’t like this guy or think he’s a creep, be sure to tell him to just “man up.”

3. You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
Of course it is! No one’s going to catch you if you fall off a building or out of a tree so you might as well fall in love, right?

4. My love for you is like dividing by zero, you can’t define it.
Everyone’s gotta love a nerd! You’ll be like a math book and he’ll solve all your problems!

5. Oh no. Something is wrong with my cell phone. (Oh really? What?) Your number’s not in it.
Girls, either put in your real number, or just let him dial the rejection hotline.

6. Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
When a guy says that, he ought to deserve a trophy.

7. If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
I suggest for you to say this one only while you’re still young though. It’ll sound cuter that way. When you’re too old, it’ll just sound pretty gross and you might get slapped.

8. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Looks like you have to go register for a name change now. If all goes well, you might have to change your last name too.

9. Can I throw a Pokeball at you? Because if you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you!
He’ll love you like Ash loves Pikachu, and that’s a whole lot of love!

10. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

He’ll get tired eventually from walking back and forth so you might as well say “yes.”

Those were my favorites, but there are many more in this world, whether they’d be cute ones, sweet ones, dirty ones, or just plain lame ones. What are your own personal favorites?


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I totally know all of these pick up lines. My friends and I were listing them like crazy.  What a laugh. Thanks for sharing. =)


LOL IT’S USING CHEEZE! i love them~


lol hilarious thanks for sharing


these are pretty cute pick up lines though i am not sure if anyone really do use these
thanks for sharing!


those pick-up lines are kinda lame XD
number 7is a little disgusting haha
4 and 9 are a pretty nerdy too.
but thanks for sharing LOL i don’t think i’d fall for these though


hahaha,.. no. 2, 7, 9, and 10,..
LOL,. so cheezy~! XDD


i’ll fall for number 10^^


I love these pick up lines especially number 10.
Number 7 is funny.
Thanks for sharing.


Number 9!!! LOL


5 and 10 are my favorite xD haha


nice!! cheesy but i like it though~ esp the 1st one~ ^^


Hahahaha… i don’t think any one would fall for number two. It’s old and been used for too long. I like number 3 and lol @ number 7. It’ll definitely not work on someone older.


These are very cheesy pick up lines
LOL at #7! Ahahahah XD


aww haha. even though pick up lines are cheesy, i still like hearing them cos it’s funny xD


Yes, these are very cheesy lines, but if it works, it wouldn’t hurt to try them XD


haha.. i like these pick-up lines
lol at #7 XD


aha, i’ve heard of some of these before, thanks for sharing!


lol. i hope no one says #7! no one likes being called a booger, regardless of it being a compliment! ^^


i dont think anyone would dare to say #7 lol.
these are really cute smile


omg they’re all so cute!
I’ve never heard of the pokeball one but that’s sweet <3


hahaha i love cheesy pickup lines! XD


these lines are cute ahaha


All of these are great, but I hear them everyday from my friends at school XD Except theirs tend to be less cute and more explicit.......


hahha #2 is so old xD and LOL at #7 too xD i like #3 the best <3


haha i’ve heard these pick-up line so many times (:
I love them hehe ~


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